Left out by Google

Have you googled yourself lately?

What does a person have to do to be in Google?

My best friend Jay today said "alam mo pala you can literally find anyone in the world in google".
True enough, I found her and Mak, my other best friend.

I found my mom, my sister, my brother, my best friend's mother and sister.

I found my friends and classmates in high school and college.

I found the obituary of my dead classmate Anouk in Wikipedia.

I found everyone.

I can't find me...